I’ve been a full-time road comic for over four years now. And it’s been a thrill ride, even on those nights in seedy hotel rooms where bed bugs have Priority Club status. I’ve truly had a blast seeing America. But it’s time for change. And that’s coming in the form Read more…
I recently heard that inevitable question I hear annually around this time… “What did you give up for Lent?” It’s a question we Catholics hear more often than “Does this wedding count as Mass?” I admit that religion isn’t exactly the perfect topic for a humor column. Some of you Read more…
Ah, Valentine’s Day! To quote Ralph Wiggum on The Simpsons…”I choo choo choose you.” That line still makes me laugh, because the day used to be one of innocence. Like Ralph, we can all remember passing out small Valentines to our classmates. Everyone got one, including the gothic kid who Read more…
Many of you have been nice enough to ask me how I’ve been doing lately, and to all of you I say “Danka goot”. That’s German for “Good thanks”, and I’m pretty sure I misspelled that phrase. After all, Microsoft underlined each word, and if that annoying cartoon paper clip Read more…
Ah, the end of yet another year. As usual, it’s time for me to reflect on how I want to live the next set of 12 months. Over the past few years, I have written some resolutions – promises of things to do in order to change the world, or Read more…