Desert Summary (Part One)

As many of you know, I just completed a tour of the Middle East entertaining the troops, and now it’s time to recap the trip. After being there for almost two months, I have a lot to talk about. So I’m splitting up my summary into two parts. Make sure Read more…

Return to the Desert

Within a span of just eight days, I will pull off what could possibly be the most diverse balancing act in comedy history. Last week I was in middle America, entertaining some college kids in Charleston, IL. This week, I fly to Afghanistan. How’s that for mixing things up? Going Read more…

Heat Wave Conspiracy

Conspiracy theories have been around this country for centuries. Did pilgrims really want to befriend the natives or did they just want help moving furniture off the Mayflower? Was Christopher Columbus funded by Spain or Halliburton? Was General Custer massacred as a result of his overconfidence or because he sold Read more…

Step it up, America!

I’ve been living in New York for almost three months now, and I’m still amazed at how global this place is. It seems like hundreds of nations are represented here, and there’s usually a parade down Park Avenue every week to remind us of it. It’s such a cool environment. Read more…

NYC… the C is for Crazytown

I now have one whole month of New York living under my belt. That doesn’t seem like such a long time unless you consider that’s thirty days of eating peanut butter and Mrs. Dash sandwiches. Okay, I’m kidding of course, but I enjoy saying stuff like that because I know Read more…