Oh, to be young again. Honestly, I don’t really think about getting older, but I’m reminded of it on various occasions. When I pour Liquid Plumber down the shower drain, for example. Or when someone’s talking to me and I cup the back of my ear in order to hear Read more…
I’ve been in New York City a year now. I have yet to get mugged, which I attribute to the fact that I arm myself. No, no…I don’t conceal a gun. I carry a Walkman from 1993, instead of an iPod like everyone else. Muggers don’t spend time on people Read more…
Spring is here, which believe it or not, can be bad. Allergies can be unbearable, but there’s something worse about this season…people with boats. I have a few friends who own boats. Although fun, they often force their owners to speak like they’re quoting lines from The Old Man and Read more…
It’s the week after St. Patty’s Day, which means I’m drinking loads of coffee. I wish I could say it’s because of a massive hangover, but it’s actually my official time to work on my tax return, and even Turbo Tax needs extra turbo in my life. In fact, I Read more…
I don’t know how much money I spent this past Valentine’s Day, but I hope it was worth it. I should find out soon, I hope. How much time in the sack do I have to look forward to? I hope the bare minimum. See, I have this massive head Read more…