Do you IM? Depending on your age, that could mean two totally different things, much like hearing that lyric in the Flintstones song about "having a gay ol' time". What a difference a decade makes. When I was in school, the abbreviation IM stood for "Intra-Murals", as in the Read more…
Well we’re halfway through Lent and I have a confession to make. Last Lent I gave up drinking, and it wasn’t a problem because it came at a boring time with no celebrations. This year, however, I gave up drinking until I realized what was waiting for me. To use Read more…
Toxic Smartass I recently entered a Nashville nail salon to buy a gift card for my sister's birthday. I'm not sure if the EPA knows about this place, but I think it's only about two toxic chemicals away from being Ryan Seacrest's hair. If I stayed longer than I did, Read more…
A Keith Christmas This is without a doubt my favorite time of the year. A season for family, friends, and good tidings to everyone except people who talk on their bluetooths in the mall. We get it . . . It's small, it's blue, you're important. The least these people Read more…
Football Trick or Treating I feel the need to explain myself. I love Vanderbilt football, as many of you know. But after their most recent loss, as I recovered my shoe from inside the television set, it occurred to me that many of you don't understand why I get so Read more…