Proud to be a Commo-Dork Football season is merely weeks away, and I'm already pumped. My alma mater, the mighty Vanderbilt Commodores, is coming off their first bowl game appearance since the days when their mascot was the same name as the best computer on the market. We won that Read more…
Chase Your Dreams, Unless You Dream About Tornadoes Death and taxes. Those are the certainties we face. Certainties, but most of us try to avoid them whenever possible. Have you ever heard of someone running after the IRS at high speeds? Or volunteering to pay a cashier twice the tax, Read more…
A Comic's Guide to Bachelorette Parties Suggestions for bachelorette parties from a concerned comedian: 1. Dress subtly. It's a lot classier if you go out with your friends and have fun without the veil of condoms and the Life Saver T-shirt that advertises the "suck for a buck" opportunity. Why Read more…
In this tough economic time, it's good to have some money-saving ideas. I know all about that stuff. After all, I'm a stand-up comic, and although things are better for me now, that wasn't always the case. Just ask my bank, who used to receive my car payment checks with Read more…
Thank God someone is watching out for me and my well being. Some legislators in New York want to monitor salt levels and possibly force food manufacturers to reduce sodium in their products. It's about time!! New York is full of evil, nefarious threats. Things like gangs, ponzi schemers, and Read more…