Shark Bullying

They say one of the meanest species of sharks is the hammerhead. But here’s the interesting part—they’re not exactly sure why. Did anyone stop to think that maybe it’s because we call him “hammerhead”? We made his name an insult, for crying out loud. Some marine biologist was a bully Read more…

A Farewell to Greetings?

The other day I received an email that began “Greetings!” The message wasn’t marked as spam, which is surprising. You’d think the word “Greetings!” would be a dead giveaway, especially with an exclamation point. It may as have said, “Hello from a Nigerian prince.” I don’t know anyone who uses Read more…

A Super Duper Christmas

One of my favorite toys as a kid was a little something called a “Super Duper Double Looper Slot Car Racetrack”. As you can imagine, it was awesome. I spent countless hours racing Hot Wheels cars around a plastic track so massive and noisy my mom thought Tyco was in Read more…

New ESPN Event

This time of year, kids throughout the northeast are counting the money they earned shoveling snow. But they better not rest during the offseason, because someday–next winter even–snow shoveling could be a sport on ESPN. And that’s when the big money pours in. Let’s face it. As the “worldwide leader Read more…