Will wonders never cease? Last week I was thinking about what my next column would be about, and then I walked into the Green Park Inn. It’s a quaint, little hotel tucked away in the mountains of western North Carolina in the town of Blowing Rock. I knew this would Read more…
Folks, I feel like a renowned explorer. Like Magellan, Columbus, or any guy who can navigate his way to the bar on maximum-capacity nickel beer night in College Town, USA. I have discovered a brilliant new world. A new world for me, anyway. A magical place where taxi cabs and Read more…
I recently had the privilege of speaking to my nephew Stephen’s first grade class in Nashville. About two months ago, they asked me to mail them postcards as I traveled the road doing comedy. They’re learning the states and are trying to get postcards from each one. I don’t know Read more…
Kids today are different than what we used to be. We all know that. I’m not just talking about body piercings at age 8 or the wacky lingo like “LOL 24-7 🙂 CU L8R” or “playa hatin’” (which en espanol means “hating the beach”, and come on…who hates the beach?). Read more…
Are you prepared? Are you ready? You better be ready!! I’m not kidding… this is serious!!! Very serious!! When the time comes, you’re going to be sorry! You better prepare… or else!!! The second coming? War with Iraq? A Ya Ya Sisterhood sequel? None of the above. According to some Read more…