John Madden announced his retirement . . . Or as he put it, "divorcing Brett Favre". Then he rambled on while completely over-explaining that retirement means when a guy stops working for a living. Texas Governor Rick Perry said that his state may secede from the Union. Said San Antonio, Read more…
President Bush threw out the first pitch at the Texas Rangers home opener on Monday. Then in the third inning, he told the fans "Mission Accomplished" and declared the game officially over. President Obama correctly picked the University of North Carolina to win the NCAA basketball tournament. Unfortunately for the Read more…
General Motors said it would decide this week what to do with its struggling Hummer brand. They would have done this last week, but some douche with a Hummer took up three parking spaces and everyone had to circle the lot until now. Madonna arrived in Malawi this week prepared Read more…
Well we’re halfway through Lent and I have a confession to make. Last Lent I gave up drinking, and it wasn’t a problem because it came at a boring time with no celebrations. This year, however, I gave up drinking until I realized what was waiting for me. To use Read more…
President Obama is sending 500 more agents to the southwestern border to fight Mexican drug cartels. And to even the playing field, they're all going in one car. Hillary Clinton wants to reassure Mexico that the U.S. will help fight their drug war. I see . . . now it's Read more…