I recently put my car in the shop because it needed a new catalytic converter. When I told that to a friend of mine, he accused me of hating my car because I referred to it as “it” and not “she”. He explained that cars should be treated like women, Read more…
Now that the Pope has resigned, the papal conclave will soon meet to ask the Holy Spirit for guidance on choosing a successor. It’s like when other groups pray hard for a new leader, only this time it isn’t headed by John Boehner. The owner of a pizza shop in Read more…
Pope Benedict surprised everyone on Monday when he announced that he would step down as Pope at a time of year when most Catholics just give up chocolate. The 85-year-old Pope cited his advanced age as the reason why he’s stepping down. It’s also the reason why he’s starting a Read more…
The Parents Television Council is upset with CBS for not censoring Baltimore Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco when he used the F-word after the Super Bowl, saying the network should have been prepared. CBS tried to defend itself, but unfortunately, they learned defense from the 49ers. The executive board of the Read more…
It was revealed earlier this week that Beyonce lip-synced her performance at the Inauguration, convincing the White House to hire her as Joe Biden’s public speaking coach. Aviation experts say that by the end of 2013 Beijing Capital International Airport in China will be the busiest in the world. Just Read more…