I now have one whole month of New York living under my belt. That doesn’t seem like such a long time unless you consider that’s thirty days of eating peanut butter and Mrs. Dash sandwiches. Okay, I’m kidding of course, Read more…
I’ve been a full-time road comic for over four years now. And it’s been a thrill ride, even on those nights in seedy hotel rooms where bed bugs have Priority Club status. I’ve truly had a blast seeing America. But Read more…
I recently heard that inevitable question I hear annually around this time… “What did you give up for Lent?” It’s a question we Catholics hear more often than “Does this wedding count as Mass?” I admit that religion isn’t exactly Read more…
Ah, Valentine’s Day! To quote Ralph Wiggum on The Simpsons…”I choo choo choose you.” That line still makes me laugh, because the day used to be one of innocence. Like Ralph, we can all remember passing out small Valentines to Read more…
Many of you have been nice enough to ask me how I’ve been doing lately, and to all of you I say “Danka goot”. That’s German for “Good thanks”, and I’m pretty sure I misspelled that phrase. After all, Microsoft Read more…