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This section will contain various columns, written by yours-truly, where I share my thoughts and experiences with you, my loyal fans. I will add updates here as often as humanly possible and I hope that you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them. Well, hopefully more than that, but you get the idea.
Also, you can now view some short, topical insights that I would use if I hosted some kind of show. Monologue pieces, if you will. Enjoy!
Topicals are also in podcast form too! You can listen to the jokes PLUS some added commentary not available in written form! You'll laugh until you stop laughing. Click here to listen and subscribe.
P.S. - All jokes and columns may not be used without the expressed, written consent of Major League Baseball. No, wait…without the expressed, written consent of me.
You can read my stuff along with some other great articles at Nu Entertainment, where I'm a contributing writer.
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| 2008 |
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Living Out of a Samsonoot
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Evolving Like English or Whatever
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Knock On This
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Under Pressure
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Dry Spell
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Middle East Tour Update, Part 2
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Middle East Tour Update
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| 2007 |
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Things to Do in 2008 Before Naptime
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I'm Like Oprah, I Guess
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To Be a Kid Again
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Recap of the Kneecap
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Hoop Nightmares
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Ode on a Coffee Urn
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Therapy Session
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Age of Love
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The Girls in My Life
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New Lesson in Sports Lingo
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Hot Cup of American Icon
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My Funky Valentine's Day
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Packing Up
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| 2006 |
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Rocky Balboa Recap
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My Star Wars
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Ales, Bieres, and Cervezas
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Desert Summary (Part Two)
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Desert Summary (Part One)
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Return to the Desert
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Heat Wave Conspiracy
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Step it up, America!
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NYC... the C is for Crazytown
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The Large Move to the Big Apple
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Lent Q & A
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Lurve and Kisses
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The Alberstadt Heritage Tour
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| 2005 |
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It's Gonna Be a Busy Year
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Back from Iraq
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Peace in the Middle East
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Serving America Without Shaving My Head
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Katrina Thoughts
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An Important Message to Bachelorettes
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Hail to the Mighty Mighty Commodores
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The Sneeze that Started a Rant
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Bulls, Bears, and Jackasses
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Passing of the Four-Cylinder Torch
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Mike Siscoe - Bahamian Legend
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Old School and Damn Proud of It
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Empty Promises
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| 2004 |
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Revisionist History
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Final Political Reality Check
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Political Reality (TV) Check - Part 1*
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Question This
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Recurring Nightmare
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Postcards from the Road (The Sequel)
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Big Balls
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Secret Agent Jackass
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The Resolutionary War!
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| 2003 |
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Break a Leg, Townsperson!
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Baseball, Beantown, and Jumping Monkeys (in bed) Subtitle: This One's Got Endnotes!
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It's Frescalicious!
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Haunted Comedy
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The City So Nice They Snapplin' Named it Twice
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Postcards from the Road
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Life was Nerfy
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Be Afraid... it's Coming!!!
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The Dawn of a New Age
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| 2002 |
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King of the Kiddy Table
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Fall Classic
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Who Wants Some Worthless Beads?
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Viva La West Coast
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Mad Max vs. Aliens
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